D A There was a girl, we'll call her Betty D A D And a guy, let's call him Neil E Now I can't stress this point too strongly A This story isn't real (time passes by) E Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside? A Will Betty be the one who he loves truly, or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie? D He must decide, he must decide A Even though I made him up he must decide