A E Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap A E Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap A D He said all you need is to write them a song A E A Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along, don't sing along A D E A Monica, Monica have a happy Hannukah A D A D Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross D E A D E And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowyyyyyyyyyyyy A D A D And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!